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Dateline: Anchorage Alaska
Subject: Rumors abound in Bulls’ land
Copyright: The Alaska Tattler
The Tattler has learned that things are heating up in all departments of the Alaska Bulls — Alaska’s team. We have it from deep sources inside the team that things are shaking and baking in the signing department.
Thomas Smithton, shipping magnate and professional football ground-breaker, may have gone too far with this latest experiment. Word has it that he has turned over the negotiating duties to his young daughter, Alyssa. Ms. Smithton has credentials to do the state proud as the reigning princess and will probably be a force to be reckoned with as she matures. But this reporter is wondering if she has the experience and moxie necessary to sign the biggest prospect in team history, quarterback Cody Wyatt.
Sources in California tell The Tattler that Wyatt may be looking for more money than even the Smithton empire can dig up. Only time will tell if this huge gamble by the elder Smithton will pay off or will ruin all chances for the future of the franchises.